DNA wishes to promote responsible drinking... Kids, don't drink! Adults, know your limits. Don't drink and drive! Don't drink if it makes you become an asshole! Alcoholic beverages should only be consumed by responsible adults.
Now, we know that sometimes it's difficult to know where the lines should be drawn. So we have offered these helpful hints:
If you think you might be exceeding your limits and becoming intoxicated, have someone take you to the party and arrange for someone to pick you up. While at said party, be sure to follow the correct protocols. With that said we offer you the following beer troubleshooting chart...