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Here at the National Dyslexia Association we understand the frustration experienced by most dyslexics. We know how it is to feel like an outcast - a lone, confused voice crying out in the wilderness. Well, we're here to tell you that it doesn't have to be that way. Millions of dyslexics around the world are banding together, gathering strength in numbers. We have a voice - and we will be heard. The DNAband is doing our part to build an army of dyslexics. We are sponsoring a powerful program to unite our dyslexic brothers and sisters, leveraging our considerable influence to usher in a new world order! We have accessed thousands of billboards across the country to declare our battle cry as we unite together as a force to be reckoned with. There is change on the horizon. A new era where we will speak as one - and the people will listen!

Today the USA - tomorrow the world!

 

 


DNA wishes to promote responsible drinking... Kids, don't drink! Adults, know your limits. Don't drink and drive! Don't drink if it makes you become an asshole! Alcoholic beverages should only be consumed by responsible adults.

Now, we know that sometimes it's difficult to know where the lines should be drawn. So we have offered these helpful hints:

If you think you might be exceeding your limits and becoming intoxicated, have someone take you to the party and arrange for someone to pick you up. While at said party, be sure to follow the correct protocols. With that said we offer you the following beer troubleshooting chart...

 

 


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